Boxing And Lifting

“You know that old saying, don’t you-’I'm a lover, not a fighter’? Well, who
wouldn’t want to be a little bit of both?! I mean, as you guys know, some of
you quite well I might add, with a body like this, I’m certainly built to be
a lover. But, at the same time, I’m a pretty strong girl when it comes right
down to it. Plus, I love to exercise, so what better way to stay in shape than
to kickbox? Well, okay, I can think of some other ways, but c’mon, you can’t
just do that every day and night, can you? I mean, wouldn’t you dehydrate after
a while?

“I like the way I look wearing my training gear, because I think I don’t look
like a brute in it, you know? I watch some of those lady boxers and I think
to myself, ‘Good God, how can you let yourself go like that?!’ I mean, their
trunks all saggy, and these hideous, ugly shoes, and gaudy, sleeveless tee shirts
that you wouldn’t buy at a flea market. They look like men, and shabby, unkempt
men, at that! Well, any way, come visit me at my one and only Lindsey’s
World